Those antics!

"So much griping,

All this nit-picking,

Endless bellyaching,

Woman! Shut up!"

" Referring facts,

Only the obvious,

Tough to swallow,

Own up my man!"

"Just you wait,

See what's in store,

Only one remedy,

For you silly woman!"

"I knew that's coming,

Only too well, but...

Please won't you spare,

This once my dude!"

"You think it's hood,

Calling me dude,

Mind your manners,

This woman a fool!"

" I will be civil,

No more whining,

Bitter is your drug fix,

Don't want it no more!"